GM Wolfen Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 POSTEM APENAS 1 FRASE POR POST . . . . . .. Chuck Norris nunca vai morrer de ataque cardÃaco. Seu coração não é tolo o bastante para "atacar" Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacred Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 chuck norris n voa.. a gravidade corre dele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikael Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Chuck Noris não caça pra upar, ele apenas encara o monstro de frente e o monstro da a xp ;p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacred Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 chuck norris n upa.. a exp segue ele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost kyra Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Chuck Norris não sabe lutar, seus inimigos batem em si próprios! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crebizin Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 as lagrimas de chuck norris curam o cancer, mas ele nunca chorou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crebizin Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Chuck Norris uma vez chutou um cavalo no queixo. Nasciam as girafas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crebizin Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Uma vez Chuck Norris levou uma facada no olho. A faca ficou cega. flood plx =x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Wolfen Posted March 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Quando Deus disse "Que se faça a luz!", Chuck Norris falou "Diga 'por favor'." (faramir, plx) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottie Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Chuck Norris cansou de matar com faca, desde entao nasceu a colher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Wolfen Posted March 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 CLARK KENT SE VESTE DE SUPERMAN - SUPERMAN SE VESTE DE CHUCK NORRIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost kyra Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Chuck Norris sabe onde tem vida alienigena!Infelizmente é um segredo só para nós. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Wolfen Posted March 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Uma vez Chuck Norris comeu um bolo inteiro antes que seus amigos pudessem lhe contar que havia uma stripper dentro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Wolfen Posted March 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Certa vez Chuck Norris deu um roundhouse kick tão rápido que quebrou a velocidade da luz, voltou no tempo e atingiu um navio chamado Titanic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Wolfen Posted March 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Chuck Norris inventou o preto. Na verdade, ele inventou todas as cores conhecidas. Exceto o rosa. Tom Cruise inventou essa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonidas Nickl Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Jeusus andava sobre a agua, Chuck Norris andava sobre Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikael Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Quando Deus disse "Que se faça a luz!", Chuck Norris falou "Diga 'por favor'." (faramir, plx) Jeusus andava sobre a agua, Chuck Norris andava sobre Jesus /\ law o 1º achei rox do "faramir plx" Achei tão engraçado, o segundo não gostei. Chuck Norris pode espirrar com os olhos abertos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Wolfen Posted March 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Quando Bruce Banner fica irado, ele se transforma no Hulk. Quando o Hulk fica irado, ele se transforma em Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikael Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 夾é 諾里斯上å¸çš„世界，最好的更好 Chuck Norris não precisa de carro, o carro precisa do Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecruxya Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Acredita-se que os dinossauros tenham sido extintos por um meteoro gigante. Isso é verdade se você quiser chamar Chuck Norris de um meteoro gigante Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ze BunitinhuxD Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Chuck Norris ja contou ateh o infinito, 2x ainda! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ze Ruelaaaaa Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 chuck norris tiro a virgindade antes do seu propio pai ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ze BunitinhuxD Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Chuck Norris dorme d luz aceza, n eh pq ele tem medo do escuro, o escuro tem medo de Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ze BunitinhuxD Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Chuck Norris Uma vez inventou de mijar dentro de uma latinha, assim nasceu o Red Bull! kpOASPKOAKOPSKOPASkopAOPKSopkAS :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ze BunitinhuxD Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Chuck Norris uma vez comeu 72 Kg de carne em uma hora. Ele passou os primeiros 45 minutos fazendo sexo com a garçonete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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